Alright, folks—let’s talk about it. How do we make America good? How do we turn this place into the country it’s supposed to be?
I’ve traveled a lot, seen different countries, experienced different ways of living. And here’s the truth: once you step outside of America, you realize it’s not as great as they told us. It’s not bad, but we grew up with a lot of propaganda about how this is “the best country in the world,” the land of opportunity, the wealthiest, the most advanced. Sure, there’s a lot of money here, but if you’re born lower or middle class, life in America is just… mediocre.
Go to Europe, and you’ll see the difference. Being middle class there is better—cities are walkable, life is balanced, and people seem happier. So that brings us to the big question: how do we make America good again? We have everything we need to make this country amazing. We have wealth, land, and good people. The potential is there. We just need to stop wasting it.
To me, it comes down to two things: better cities and better-looking people.
The Problem with American Cities
American cities are like a poorly made sandwich—lots of filler, no flavor.
There are a few interesting ones—New York has its appeal, but it’s so ridiculously expensive that most Americans can’t afford to enjoy it. And then the rest of the country? Endless suburban sprawl, strip malls, and highways. It’s like they took the idea of “function” and turned it into a crime against aesthetics.
Then you step foot in Europe, and cities like Amsterdam, Kraków, and Prague will hit you with a vibe. The streets are alive—walkable, cozy cafés on every corner, and people are out enjoying the world. Why don’t we have that here?
The answer is simple: the car ruined everything.
By the time America hit its Industrial Age stride, cars were the shiny new toy. Instead of designing cities like Europe did over centuries, we went all-in on big roads and highways. It was probably cool in the moment, but in the long run? It made cities feel soulless and unwelcoming. If you don’t have a car, good luck—everything’s spread out and designed to keep you driving from place to place.
But there’s hope.
We need to build cities that are designed around people, not vehicles. Imagine cobblestone streets, charming squares, and effective public transportation, where you can actually walk or bike to places. Forget that car-dependence trap. We could borrow the best ideas from European cities and throw in a bonus—weather.
America has regions with warm climates. Imagine an Amsterdam-style city in Florida—compact, vibrant, with sun-drenched streets year-round. People would be lining up to move there. Seriously, let’s bulldoze some of the dreary, wasteland cities and start fresh. We have the land, we have the money, and we certainly have the vision.
The Looks Problem—and How to Fix It
Now let’s address a little elephant in the room—Americans don’t exactly have a reputation for being runway-ready.
Sure, we have our exceptions. But on the whole? We’re out of shape, we dress like we just woke up, and compared to countries like South Korea, we might as well be wearing potato sacks. This isn’t a hopeless cause. We can fix this.
First off, fitness has to be a national priority. Right now, gyms are okay, but let’s face it—not everyone has access. Picture this: free, government-funded gyms in every city, like public libraries. Military bases already have top-notch facilities—why can’t we all get a piece of that? And for the incentive? Let’s get creative: tax breaks for those who stay active. Gym time equals tax time. It’s that simple.
Next up—food. America is swimming in fast food, and it’s a problem that’s only getting worse. We need a food revolution. Less processed junk, more real food. People should be eating steak, eggs, and whole foods. Seriously, if we cut down on the garbage and start nourishing our bodies, we’d see an entirely different nation in a matter of years. And honestly? We’d look a whole lot better.
Finally—fashion. Americans? We dress like we’re allergic to clothes that fit well. You see people rocking Crocs and cargo shorts like it’s a national uniform. Europe gets it—style, grace, and the beauty of a well-put-together outfit. Maybe it’s time for a national style council. You know, a group that could steer our culture toward looking effortlessly cool, just like on those “Queer Eye” episodes. We need that energy, but on a bigger scale.
Bonus Idea: Fixing Homelessness Through Street Performance
Homelessness is a major problem that needs real solutions. But here’s a radical idea—what if we turned panhandlers into street performers?
Instead of just asking for spare change, we could train homeless people to play instruments, do street art, or perform, much like the living statues you see in places like Barcelona. We could offer them housing in exchange for their performances. They get dignity, purpose, and a roof over their heads, while cities get a boost of culture and energy. It would be win-win.
Final Vision—The America We Could Have
Now, imagine this: an America filled with beautiful, walkable cities, people who are healthy and well-dressed, and a culture that values aesthetics and quality of life. We already have all the resources—wealth, land, creativity—we just need to stop squandering them.
Europe’s great in the summer, but America? We have the potential to build cities that rival the best of Europe without dealing with harsh winters. Imagine having a Prague-style city in Florida, or charming, walkable towns all over California. We could create modern, cozy cities from scratch, and make them more functional and beautiful than ever before.
We can fix this. We have the means. We just need the willpower to make it happen.
Final Thoughts
It’s time to make America great—not by looking backward, but by pushing forward. If we build better cities, put more focus on health, and embrace style and dignity for all, we could be on our way to creating something truly remarkable. Let’s stop wasting our potential—and let’s make America the country we’ve always known it could be.
